- THE OFFICIAL HOME OF PANDUCK -

Panduck lurks in the shadows...

Please Feed The Bears

2/28/01 - The Panduck phenomena continues to grow, and our hits with it. Due to the *TREMENDOUS* amount of web traffic we've been getting lately, we've had to install a web counter! Hits = advertisers = money = food = fattening the Panda! To show that we haven't forgotten you, the loyal followers of Panduck, we've decided to update this page with a new link! Onward... to the FUNNIES!

PANDUCK.COM

10/15/00 - After years of saving up nickels and dimes, Panduck has finally been able to afford... the PANDUCK.COM domain!!! One may ask, "Why would anyone waste their hard earned $70 on a name like Panduck.com?" The answer is quite simple, really - Web squatting. You know you want it ;)

PanDuck's greatest hits!

4/10/99 - PanDuck is proud to announce the 'PanDuck's greatest mp3 hits CDs volumes 1 and 2! If you're lucky enough to have one, be thankful. Such beautiful tunes are rare and are only endowed upon his closest friends...

Tag Team of Terror

12/07/97 - PanDuck has announced that today he has joined forces with the infamous "Totoro" character. Before the holy alliance, we asked Totoro what was going through his mind. He had this to say: "Grrr... Moooo... *BELCH*" In response, PanDuck stated in a written reply, "QUACK!" This is truly one for the history books.

No, it's not Elvis or Martians

12/06/97 - There have been multiple PanDuck sightings in the news recently. The most common one is PanDuck lurking in WBS Webchat. Why the prestigious PanDuck would hang around there, we don't know, but one thing is for sure - he's been spotted there numerous times. Concerned followers are encouraged to check it out for themselves...

Welcome to the beginning

12/05/97 - Today marks the unofficial grand opening of PANDAmonium onlineİ. Although some links are still unfinished, the page is up! Keep looking here for the latest in PanDuck related news, gossip, sightings, and fashions.

A place called home

12/04/97 - Testing... Testing... 1, 2, 3... Testing... Pandamonium Onlineİ is undergoing a testing phase. Stay Tuned!

And there, Panduck waits patiently...

How the mighty one came to be

Understanding the origins of the greatest being ever to walk the face of the planet

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Did the PanDuck historical walkthrough leave you starving for more answers? Are you suffering from insomnia because of the nagging questions that are still left unanswered? C'mon in!

PanDuck in motion

A moving picture of America's favorite freak

Funnies!

Bored? Panduck has the cure!

Media

Panduck's favorite videos!

Friends of the almighty PanDuck

PanDuck's friends throughout the world... a worthwhile visit!